Birthdays are a special occasion, and what better way to celebrate than by sharing some dirty jokes and wishes with your guy? If you’re looking to add some humor and spice to his big day, you’re in luck! We’ve compiled a list of hilariously dirty birthday wishes for him that will make him laugh, blush, and remember his birthday for years to come!
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Happy birthday to the guy who knows how to keep me up all night long!”
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“Age is just a number, and so is the size of your… well, you know! Happy birthday, you dirty old man!”
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“On your special day, I hope your birthday suit still fits as well as it did when you were 21! Happy birthday, stud!”
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“I wanted to get you something special for your birthday, but I couldn’t fit Ryan Reynolds in a box. So, you’ll have to settle for me! Happy birthday, my love!”
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“Wishing you a birthday as memorable as the time we… well, you know! Happy birthday, you dirty dog!”
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“Age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it’s a state of your body too! Happy birthday, you old fart!”
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“I know you’re getting older, but don’t worry – I still find you as hot as the day we first met! Happy birthday, you sexy beast!”
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“Here’s to a birthday filled with love, laughter, and lots of steamy action in the bedroom! Happy birthday, my naughty boy!”
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“Happy birthday to the only guy I know who can make me laugh and moan at the same time!”
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“I’m so grateful for another year with you, even if you are starting to look like George Clooney’s less attractive brother! Happy birthday, you silver fox!”
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After the party finishes today and after all your friends go back home, your real birthday treat starts when it is just you and me. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
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After the party finishes today and after all your friends go back home, your real birthday treat starts when it is just you and me. Happy birthday, darling!
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Is it just me, or are you actually getting hotter each year? Only one way to find out, see you tonight, naughty. Happy birthday!
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Birthday
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A room loaded with just you and me is the best room in the entire universe. What do you think? Happy Birthday, my dear!
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I’ll be working hard on your birthday – working hard to please you beyond your imagination baby. Happy birthday!
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I’ll be working hard on your birthday – working hard to please you beyond your imagination baby. Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday to my sexy lover! I’m burning for tonight’s party!
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Honey, thank you for making me feel so hot and sexy. Happy birthday!
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Candles will be burning, but nothing beats my burning desire for you. Happy birthday, baby.
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Would you like to know a scandalous little tidbit? I am not wearing any clothing. Happy birthday, stud
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You are the only man I want to sleep with for the rest of my life because you are simply the best. Happy birthday.
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My love grows stronger for you as each year passes by, so on your Birthday, let’s take the time to make your Birthday a happy one!
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Happy birthday to my sexy lover! I’m burning for tonight’s party!
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Babe, you always keep me alive and kicking. You are my caffeine when I feel tired. Happy birthday!
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A room loaded with just you and me is the best room in the entire universe. What do you think? Happy Birthday, my dear.
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Would you like to know a scandalous little tidbit? I am not wearing any clothing. Happy birthday, stud.
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Don’t wear any garments today, I’ll expel them in any case. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
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Don’t wear any garments today, I’ll expel them in any case. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
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Don’t wear any garments today, I’ll expel them in any case. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.
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Wild and hot. This will be your birthday, dear. Happy Birthday
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I will give you birthday knocks today. Furthermore, I mean scratches and nibble denote everywhere on your body. I adore you, Happy birthday dear!
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I will give you birthday knocks today. Furthermore, I mean scratches and nibble denote everywhere on your body. I adore you, Happy birthday dear!
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What do you get when you blend excellence and hotness and afterward join the two with a hot identity? All things considered, YOU. Happy birthday!
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A room loaded with just you and me is the best room in the entire universe. What do you think? Happy Birthday, my dear!
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I’ll disclose to you my blessing: I’ll be your most respectful slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, hot.
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Today around evening time will be one of our greatest evenings together… and will ensure you’ll appreciate all of it. Birthday wishes, dear.
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Is it accurate to say that you are prepared for this evening? Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
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Prepare yourself; this evening may very well turn into our greatest night. Happy Birthday, dear.
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Will have genuine ferocity and fun today around evening time. Happy Birthday, Nectar.
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Wild and hot. This will be your birthday, dear. Happy Birthday!
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My birthday gift you will get around nightfall time, in your loss, which no one but you can see and believe and others can just envision! Happy Bday sweetie!
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To my little feline, all the drain in the bowl won’t suffice to disclose to you the amount I need to murmur you. Happy Bday sweetie!
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How about we get dreadful today around evening time, might we? Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
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This night will be the naughtiest night we’ll ever have. We should appreciate it, might we? Happy Birthday.
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Is it accurate to say that you are prepared for this evening? Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
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We’ll be in every other’s organization all through the consuming night. Do you think you’ll be fine? Happy Birthday, love YoU.
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On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
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I am going to give you birthday bumps today. And by that, I mean scratches and bite mark all over your body. I love you, Happy birthday honey.
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Make sure you work up an appetite by the time your birthday party finishes tonight. So we can start your real birthday party and eat leftovers from each other. Yum! Happy birthday.
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Birthday suit, cake, and candles—I think birthdays are meant to be naughty. Let’s get into our birthday suits, light some candles, and devour cake from each other. Happy birthday, honey!
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All I am buying for you this birthday is wrapping paper so I can wrap myself up in it and be your gift. I can’t wait for you to unwrap me. Have a sizzling birthday, honey!
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After the party finishes today and after all your friends go back home, your real birthday treat starts when it is just you and me. Happy birthday, darling!
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Is it just me, or are you actually getting hotter each year? Only one way to find out, see you tonight, naughty. Happy birthday!
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I can’t tell you all the dirty things I’m going to do to you tonight. But be prepared for a night that you are going to remember forever. Hope you can handle it! Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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Are you looking for naughty ways to wish your boyfriend or girlfriend a happy birthday? Here are naughty birthday wish ideas that you can use.
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Don’t even bother wearing good clothes today because I am going to rip them apart later anyway. I can’t wait to see you in your birthday suit. Happy birthday, you sexy thing.
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Besides the gift that I’ve already given you on your birthday, I’m going to let you unwrap me as a sizzling birthday present. I’m all yours, today and forever. Happy birthday, love.
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I am going to give you birthday bumps today. And by that, I mean scratches and bite mark all over your body. I love you. Happy birthday, honey
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Candles will be burning, but nothing beats my burning desire for you. Happy birthday
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I will give you birthday knocks today. Furthermore, I mean scratches and nibble denote everywhere on your body. I adore you, Happy birthday dear!
Conclusion:
These funny dirty birthday wishes for him are sure to make his special day unforgettable! Whether you’re looking to add some humor to your relationship or just want to give him a good laugh, these wishes are perfect for any guy with a sense of humor. So, go ahead and use them to wish your special guy a happy birthday that he’ll never forget!
