60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother That Will Make Him Laugh Out Loud

Brothers can be annoying at times, but they are also some of the most important people in our lives. Whether you’re looking for a way to poke fun at your brother or just want to make him laugh, funny birthday wishes are a great way to do it. In this blog post, we’ve put together some of the funniest birthday wishes for your brother that are sure to get a chuckle out of him.

1. Happy birthday to my favorite brother! I’m so glad you’re not the firstborn because then I’d have to be the responsible one.

2. Congratulations on another year of successfully pretending to be a responsible adult. Happy birthday, bro!

3. Happy birthday to the only person who is more of a big kid than I am. May your birthday be as fun as you are!

4. To my brother on his birthday: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone how old you really are. Your secret is safe with me.

5. Happy birthday to the coolest brother in town! (And yes, I know we’re the only ones in town.)

6. Another year of being a pain in my ass! Happy birthday, bro.

7. Happy birthday to my brother, who still owes me 20 bucks from 1997.

8. Happy birthday, brother! I hope your day is as awesome as you pretend your life is on social media.

9. To my brother on his birthday: Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being a crazy cat lady.

10. Happy birthday to the best brother a sister could ask for! (But don’t let it go to your head.

11. Let’s make this year one for the record books!

12. I’m so happy we got to grow up together. Happy birthday to my first-ever pal.

13. Here’s hoping every single one of your birthday wishes comes true this year.

14. You may be older, but I’m still the wiser sibling.

15. Happy birthday, old man!

16. Happy birthday to my partner in crime since day one.

17. Happy birthday to my partner in crime since day one.

18. To quote the great poet 50 Cent, “We gon’ party like it’s your birthday!

19. Happy birthday, brother! It’s funny how each year you become another year older, yet you never really seem to grow up!

20. Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

21. My brother is my biggest idol and very best friend… until he annoys me, then he’s my greatest nemesis!

22. Happy birthday from Mom’s favorite!

23. Best birthday wishes to Mom’s second favorite kid!

24. Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest brother! If you’re wondering why you’re so lucky, it’s obviously because you have a super fab sister like me!

25. HBD to the best childhood gift I ever got.

26. Feeling grateful I get to call you my brother! Happy birthday.

27. Today is all about celebrating the best guy I know. So cheers to you, bro!

28. Happy birthday to my kind, thoughtful, caring bro!

29. We may not have always gotten along, but I’m so glad we stuck it out. I couldn’t ask for a better brother.

30. There are few people in this world who know me as deeply as you do. Happy birthday to the best guy I know.

31. Feeling so grateful God gave me you as a brother. Happy birthday!

32. Happy birthday to my favorite sibling! (Shh, don’t tell!)

33. Happy birthday to my former womb mate!

34. Happy birthday, bro! Turning 21… is nothing to wine about.

35. Have the best birthday! Thanks for always being the family tiebreaker.

36. A new brother is the greatest gift a person could ask for. Happy birthday.

37. Happy birthday to my favorite sibling! (Let’s keep that our secret.)

38. Happy birthday to the best addition to my family

39. Happy birthday, big brother-in-law! I feel so lucky.

40. Having you as my brother is the best gift anyone could ever ask for, and it’s not even my birthday!

41. I am the luckiest person in the world to have a best bud and brother in one single package. Thanks for being you!

42. Happy birthday to my hero and role model, my wonderful brother

43. You are my oldest and best friend. Happy birthday, brother.

44. Happy birthday, old-timer.

45. Have a special year, big brother

46. Have a chillaxed birthday!

47. Happy birthday, bro! Thanks for always having my back

48. Happy birthday old man, don’t sweat those grey hairs. They make you look distinguished…

49. You may be one year older, but you haven’t aged a day.

50. Happy birthday, you spritely soul!

51. Happy birthday to my evil clone. One day I’ll get you to do my bidding!

52. Happy birthday. Thanks for being proof that with age does not necessarily come wisdom!

53. To a brother like no other, you rock!

54. I wish I could retweet my love for you over and over, my dear brother

55. I searched far and wide for a good birthday card, but I ended up posting this instead! Happy birthday, bro

56.  Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother? His name was Brock O. Lee! Happy birthday!

57. . Bro! Happy Birthday. May today be filled with fun and laughter

58. As your younger sibling, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!

59. To the baby boy who has grown so fast to become a man. I wish you the best Happy birthday brother.

60. . After a girl is grown, her little brothers – now her protectors – seem like big brothers.

61. I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remembered that I forgot!

62. Blood relation makes you family. Love makes you my best friend. Happy birthday.

We hope these funny birthday wishes for your brother have given you some inspiration for your own message. Remember, birthdays are a time to celebrate, have fun, and make memories with the people you love. So, go ahead and give your brother a good laugh on his special day!