Anniversaries are a time to celebrate the love and commitment you share with your spouse. Whether you’ve been married for one year or fifty, it’s always a good idea to make your partner feel special and appreciated on this special day. And what better way to do that than with some hilarious and witty anniversary wishes?
If you’re looking to add some humor and laughter to your anniversary celebrations, we’ve got you covered. Here are 25 funny anniversary wishes for your husband that are sure to make him chuckle:
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Happy anniversary to my partner in crime. Thanks for always being up for a good prank.”
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“Another year of putting up with my shenanigans. You deserve a medal, not just a happy anniversary.”
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“To my handsome husband on our anniversary: I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who still makes my heart skip a beat…even when he snores.”
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“Congratulations on another year of being the only person who can tolerate my quirks.”
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“On our anniversary, let’s take a moment to remember all the reasons we got married…and then promptly forget them.”
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“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my best friend, and the only person who knows how to make me laugh and cry at the same time.”
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“To my husband on our anniversary: You’re my lobster. And no, I don’t mean that in a gross Friends kind of way.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who stole my heart…and then refused to give it back.”
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“Another year of marriage, and you still haven’t figured out my Starbucks order. That’s true love, folks.”
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“On our anniversary, I want to remind you that you’re my favorite person to annoy.”
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“Happy anniversary to my better half…or should I say, my better three-quarters?”
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“To the man who puts up with my crazy family, my terrible cooking, and my endless stream of dad jokes: Happy anniversary. You deserve a medal.”
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“Another year of marriage, and we still haven’t killed each other. I’d say that’s worth celebrating.”
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“To my husband on our anniversary: I love you more than I love my phone. And you know how much I love my phone.”
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“Happy anniversary to my favorite person to share a bed and a Netflix account with.”
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“Another year of marriage, and you still haven’t learned how to load the dishwasher correctly. Love you anyway.”
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“To my husband on our anniversary: Thanks for being my partner in crime, my co-pilot, and the person who never judges me for eating an entire pizza by myself.”
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“Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks my jokes are funny…even when they’re not.”
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“Another year of marriage, and you still haven’t figured out how to fold a fitted sheet. That’s why I love you.”
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“To my husband on our anniversary: I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying something.”
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“Happy anniversary to my partner in life and in crime. I couldn’t have pulled off half of the stuff we’ve done without you.”
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“Another year of marriage, and you still haven’t learned how to put the toilet seat down. Maybe next year.”
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“To my husband on our anniversary: Thanks for being the person who always makes me laugh,
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Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.
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Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me
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Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary!
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Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.
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Happy Anniversary! May God continue to bless you and keep you happy.
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I love you more than I love chai and you know, chai is everything to me. Happy anniversary to us!
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You are the extra cheese to my otherwise *pizza-like* life. Happy anniversary!
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May our love for each other last a lifetime, as we make a lovely couple. Happy anniversary, my love.
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Happy anniversary to my life partner, and here’s to many more years of happiness ahead
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Life has become a fairytale because I found you, my prince charming. Happy anniversary, dear husband.
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You have been there to support me in every step of the way. I just love you sooo much. Happy anniversary, my love.
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You just make each day special. I love you, dear hubby. Happy anniversary
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“Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”
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“Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”
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“Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have
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Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”
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Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
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“Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.”
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“Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”
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One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”
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“Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”
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Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.
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Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary!
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Happy anniversary to the most amazing husband…. when you’re not being an irritating ball bag.
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Happy anniversary to my husband, another year of marital bliss.
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Happy anniversary hubby, another year of surviving the dystopian, hellish, winter-scape that is our marriage.
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Happy anniversary hubby, I can’t believe you were daft enough to marry me!
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Happy wedding anniversary to my husband from the best thing you ever said yes to.
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Happy anniversary to the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Happy anniversary, I’m yours, you’re mine and may that never change.
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Happy anniversary hubby, being reminded of our wedding day is my favourite time of the year.
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Happy anniversary to the one who stole my heart, you’re the best husband a person could ask for
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I can’t wait to grow old with you, my darling husband. Happy anniversary
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Happy anniversary, I hope I’m the kind of husband a guy like you deserves.
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Happy anniversary to my precious husband, the man who completes me. Here’s to eternity together.
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Happy anniversary to my precious husband, the man who completes me. Here’s to eternity together.
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I want you, my lovely hubby. To perform additional household chores. Happy Anniversary!
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Happy anniversary to my unromantic husband, who still regards me in the same manner; as he regards other women.
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Happy Anniversary to my best hubby ever, my first husband.
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Happy anniversary to my unromantic husband, who still regards me in the same manner; as he regards other women.
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Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for always believing in me, even in the moments when I didn’t believe in myself
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Happy Anniversary. I think you’ve already found out why the word ‘Grocery’ is more relatable to Marriage than Love
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Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s a thank you for marrying me, and here’s a sorry for marrying me.
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You are always right, and I’m always wrong. That’s why you chose me, and I chose you. Happy anniversary!
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Happy Anniversary, buddy! Congrats on completing another year of “sadness”.
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Life is too short to be in a long-lasting marriage. Isn’t it, darling? Happy anniversary!
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Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to you are good for nothing’. Happy anniversary!
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Happy days are over, it’s time to be miserable. Happy Anniversary to you beautiful people!
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You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!
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Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!
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With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. Happy anniversary!
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You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.
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At the end of the day, the best result of your marriage is me! Happy Anniversary to two of the most wonderful parents one can ever have.
